Just so everyone knows, I hate those damn rollee shoes kids wear. You know the ones that have the little wheel in the heel so they can roll their lazy asses around? Yeah those pieces of junk, I think the main ones are called Heelys. They look like this:
Now these pieces of junk would not bother me so much if they were used properly. Say, hey, I am around this half pipe, but I don’t have my skates, dude. What should I do? Oh yeah! I got heelys! (roll away and break your leg) I guess that’s how I think they should be used; instead I think they are causing even more childhood obesity. That is right, rollee shoes are making fat kids.
How could this happen you ask? Isn’t it obvious?
So as you can see these Heely shoes are making the youth of America fatter than they already are. I think they should ban these nasty little shoes until parents can get some more sense. Do not haul your kids around on wheels if you do not want them to get fat!
I have a bit of a campaign to go on against these rolling shoes. I say we take action against them until they are banned. Start throwing pencils or sticks in front of these rolling kids and make them trip. Act like they have ran into you and yell excessively. Buy yourself a pair of these shoes and trip and hurt yourself in a mall or something. Eventually they will be banned everywhere and we will not have to put up with them. If anything tell some parents to get some balls and stop their kid from hanging on them.
Cameron
2 comments:
Maybe it's wrong of me, but when I see kids wearing those, I root for them to fall and crack their lazy little faces.
And by "root for" I mean "cause".
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Chris
Sorry but this is just my opinion... I first of all own a pair and I am 18 going on 19, some people may find that immature. :) I am on my first year of college, and these are the only shoes I wear. I have never seen an obese kid wearing these shoes, it takes a lot more then you think to wear and use these shoes. Probably the first week I had them I was soooo Sore because they take it out of you :). But after that they become supper fun, you can get around way fast. For the young and the young at heart they are a great toy. They have made me lose weight rather then gain, and its a fun way of doing it. I think heelys are the greatest invention to hit the earth, and they need to perfect them. But then again I can see where you come from, you think only lazy kids or ignorant kids would wear these just to piss (Excuse my french)people off. I can also see how you think it would make you fat, I mean your on wheels all the time haha. But what you don't understand is wearing these is 2 times harder then wearing roller skates. They build a ton of muscle and get you in shape, and that is coming from experience. Don't mean to bore you with a lifetime story but I use to be a little chubby and buying these shoes changed my life. Thought I was just say what was on my mind. We all have our opinions, and that was mine. I don't think they should kill these shoes, they are a fun toy for well almost all ages haha.
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